Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Santa (part 1)

Ready to go Mrs. elf Spice.
   
     Wonderful! Take out the plain doll then and lets begin!  Okay, now, remove the right foot at the ankle and fill it up with burning coals.  Stuff  fireworks in-between the coals to shoot up to the thigh about every 20 minutes.  Put over all of it an army of  ants to explore as they so please and sow her right leg back up!  Now, remove the left leg along with the left hip bone and wrap the hip bone in icy hot sheet minus the icy and excess in hot.  Re-attach the hip to the leg with a sharp knife to cause pain when the legs have been used for longer then 20 minutes don't forget the ants, the burning coal, the fireworks and sow that peace on too.  Now, on both legs make all 10 toes as flexible as rubber bands to be able to individually go up or down at their pleasure.
   Onto the portion that removes wastes from the doll's body...make the doll pee take a leak between 10-25 minutes, making the person in charge of the doll be fooled because no leak is really needed at times.  Lets make her bowel movements barely occur and make the times that do occur be either unexpected or  hard enough to make her bleed and cry.  But before you make me cry, let's give the doll the ability to give herself a hug when times get tough and I don't mean with her hands, maybe we should use her ribs!  Lets make her feel beautiful by wearing a girdle tight enough to make her ribs try to climb one over the other and lets add a choker around her neck that injects burning hot water into her throat.  And as long as we are being nice, lets make her heart beat like no cute boy can make it.  Let the heart have its own mind as well and let it decide to go fast or slow and squeeze it at times so hard it takes her breath away.
   Now, the arms fix just like the legs with ants,burning coal and fireworks.  Make her fingers prefer to  be closed in a fist and not to move from a fist even if a thumb is underneath the other fingers.
     Lets finish with her face, her pretty little face...
  
To be continued,
Michelle

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